I've been in Melbourne/Sydney for quite a while now. Came to melbourne in 2000, graduated 2002, been working in Sydney & Melbourne ever since. I've never been to any dodgy places because I reckon best place to get pussies is in uni. Free and they're usually very very horny.
To Yoshii - If I were you I'd just stay clear of 417 Brunswick. Ethical reasons. The owners were charged last year for keeping a couple of sex slaves from Thailand. Bad bad person : ( Read article below:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...416873,00.html
For fans of strip joints, I'd like to recommend Kittens. Place is small but drinks are cheap and girls are relatively cheaper than city joints. PLUS... this is a BIG PLUS... you get to touch them! No joints in the city would a girl allow you to play with their white bouncing C-cup titties. You can play or suck on them. All the girls I've paid for lapdances would push their titties into my face and mouth. Heavenly. One even licked my face and neck and kissed me and touched my groin! And most of the girls are.... ssssmoking HOT. One girl I had looked like Tara Reid. Damn. Most of them are really hot. Kitten's at South Melbourne (close to South Melbourne Market), Caufield (Glenferrie Rd) and Frankston (Napean Highway). I've only been to the South Melbourne one. It costs $10 to get in and minimum $50 for a lapdance which typically lasts for 10 minutes. Cheaper than the joints in the city. Not a single one of the boys I went out with were not happy!
Or you guys can try Club Striptease in Richmond. I've never been there but I was told by friends that you can play with them.... AND you can jerk off on them! In a private booth of course. Who says Melbourne is boring eh?
For those on budget I've got a few advices
1) Check out brothels like 77 Racecourse Rd (Asian joint, $100 per 1/2hr), Southern Comfort [mostly white joint at Braeside (30 minutes from Melbourne by car), $9x per 1/2 hr and $12x for 45 minutes (2 shots)], Westminster Secrets (mostly white joint at Oakleigh (20 minutes from Melbourne by car), pricing similar to Southern Comfort, check out Rainbow, pretty hot petite Italian chick)
2) Check out Colosseum before 6pm ($110 per 1/2 hr) or Studio 446 before 6 for $120 per 1/2 hr
3) Check out Rub and Tug (RnT) joints. Usually $60 for 30 minutes rub and the tug, plus massage. If you're lucky you get to play with their titties (and pussies if you're lucky). I usually get to to it - dunno why but I suspect it has to do with many of them saying that I am cute and they love my skin. Then again, I don't think I've got great skin. It's just that all the whitey's have crappy skin. If you're really really really lucky... you get to do a girl there and then on the spot or after work. You'll have to bring your own skins though. They usually don't have skins with them. Only oil and tissues. I've been to some R&T joints (legal and illegal). You need to check out the massage page in Leader magazines. Sorry I can't reveal too much because many joints in melbourne get shut down due to coppers scouting forums like FIA or this one.
Sorry if the pricing is a little outdated but I've been doing this chick that I've met at an R&T joint. She's smoking hot. Singaporean/Jap student with full C or close to D cup, pretty slim not skinny, pretty face. Sorry can't reveal too much because she doesn't do full service. I'm the one who's giving it to her because her bf's not too active in bed.
PM me or post your questions here if you need any help or need guidances.